Baseball quotes

On matters of race, on matters of decency, baseball should lead the way.

A. Bartlett Giamatti

There are surprisingly few real students of the game in baseball, partly because everybody, my eighty-three year old grandmother included, thinks they learned all there was to know about it at puberty. Baseball is very beguiling that way.

Alvin Dark

Baseball is the only major sport that appears backward in a mirror.

George Carlin

You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first.

Frederick B. Wilson

I 'm throwing just as hard as I ever did. The ball's just not getting there as fast.

Lefty Gomez

You've got to time your babies for the off season and get married in the off season. Baseball always comes first.

Liz Mitchell

I like my baseball players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them.

Ernie Banks

I think I was the best baseball player I ever saw.

Willie Mays

Baseball is 90 per cent mental. The other half is physical.

Yogi Berra

Why didn't Jack Benny hit a home run like I told him to? If he's not going to do what I tell him to do, what's the use of my being manager of the actors' baseball team?

Groucho Marx

Baseball said it's instituting tougher steroid testing. For the 1st offense, players get a 10 game suspension. For repeat offenses, players will get a batting championship.

Conan O'Brien